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Kind-Hearted Knicks Help Nets Try To Avoid Historical Badness, Plus Attempt To Help Toronto Raptors Regain Their Mojo

Maybe all the cold weather in New York this year has made the Knicks think it’s still Christmas, ‘cuz they’ve been non-stop giving out the gift of victories to any team that comes near…Read More

Knicks Suck Less Than Detroit Pistons And Win!

Wow, the Pistons came out last night with less energy than a tortoise high on Madame Mary Jane.  I was offended ‘cuz I thought they were mimicking & mocking us.  Until I realized that they…Read More

The Knicks Are Back! …To Their Losing Ways

Last night the Knicks lost to the Milwaukee Bucks.  Again. The Good: 1. New point guard Sergio Rodriguez took over the starting gig from Chris Duhon.  Spanish Chocolate was a never-ending blur and managed…Read More

Knicks Lose To Oklahoma Thunder, But Win Back Fans

The Oklahoma Thunder have made one of the most remarkable turnarounds in NBA history.  After winning only 21 games last year (or in a glass half-empty view, losing 61 games), they now are 5th in the…Read More

Knicks Get T-Mac, Eddie House & More Cap Space At The Trade Deadline

Donnie Walsh must have blisters on his fingers from all the calls he’s made in the last few days.  Three trades have been finalized.  We already reported on the first one: the lame white boy trade…Read More