Also, “God”, it’s the internet. Go ahead and be an ass. If you’re going to capitalize “literally,” you are being an ass, so just embrace it. You say I have no idea what I’m talking about, and it’s true that I have little personal physical basketball experience other than junior high school P.E. However, you said no one would draft Patterson over Udoh. After 30 seconds of research, here are three “official” draft sites that I found:

http://www.nbadraft.net/2010mock_draft
http://www.draftexpress.com/nba-mock-draft/2010/
http://www.draftexpress.com/nba-mock-draft/2010/

The first has Patterson at 9, and Udoh at 16. The second and third both have Udoh at 10 and Patterson at 11. So two “expert” mock drafts have them pretty darn close, and a third has Patterson over Udoh.

So tell me again why I’m wrong? And remember, my point wasn’t that Patterson was better, it was precisely that I think Udoh is great, he impressed me way more than Favors, but for some reason the mock drafts I saw are all under-ranking him.

While I’m at it, why are Joe and Wesley Johnson nothing alike? I said: “6′7″, good shooter, a little thin.” Is that not accurate? Did I offend some other way? Or are you just popping off without even doing the 30 seconds of research I just did?

Are you there, God? It’s me, the guy who just smoked your ignorant, unsubstantiated comment.

Wesley Johnson is nothing like Joe Johnson and no one would draft Patterson over Udoh.

Then again, Shai did look over the list too and didn’t catch that either, so I’ll toss some blame his way regardless.

Nice to know we have more astute readers than writers here.

Favors is now where he should be, #4, with everyone else moving down a slot and us losing poor Miroslav Raduljica from Serbia. Poor Serbia always gets a raw deal, don’t it?